It Must Be a Tapeworm

I'm so hungry today. I think I have a tapeworm. I am pretty sure that must be it because why else am I so hungry?

I am a bit, (okay, a lot!), terrified of the Easter bunny coming this weekend. He's going to bring the kids some yummy chocolate candy and even though I told him not to buy it, he did anyways because he thought I would have the will power to resist eating all of it in one sitting. Hind sight being what it is, I wish my alter egos (i.e. tooth fairy, Leprechaun, Birthday Fairy, Easter Bunny, Great Pumpkin and Mr. Claus) would behave themselves more on the holidays! Don't they know that I cave to temptation? I have no will power. Don't they know when I shop the seasonal aisle that it all calls my name and says "take me home"?

I tell myself that I'll put all the kids' candy in a baggie for each of them and I won't touch it. But, then, I think, "they won't notice if I eat one piece" and I take one. I know it's stealing! I know! But, after I get one taste, I have to have another. Then, when I lose all sense of reality and the chocolate buzz is setting in, I figure, if I eat it all, then I won't have to worry about it anymore! Does anyone else think like this, or do I really need therapy big time?

None of this would have started if the Easter Bunny wouldn't have forcefully, against my will, made me go down the seasonal aisle! Darn bunny.

Happy Easter! Just say no to chocolate! (HA!)